geerit-jan

piece of shit

geerit-jan is shit

by kontgat September 30, 2017

Jan

A person that is considered to be cool, intelligent and handsome.

Your very jan. She is very jan. He is very jan.

by JLMJ2468 January 31, 2021

Jan Jonáš

The most mid and annoying guy to ever live. Everything he says is bothering someone. And he also got 2 from cycle test in IT class.

Class mate 1: "Jan Jonáš isn't that annoying today"
Jonáš: "Oh really?"
Class mate 1: "I changed my mind"

by moderatelysmallman February 7, 2022

Jan-Phillip

A Jan-Phillip (also called JP) is a truly nice guy, you‘ll for sure have a good time with him.
As a friend, you can always count on him, especially when you want to party.
Overall, he is an amazing guy with a perfect smile.
But there’s one catch. Altho he is sober he always behaves like he just hit the Bong, laughing about everything and not always understanding simple things.

„Jo, he's so high!“
„Nah that's just Jan-Phillip.“

„Why is he laughing so much?“
„Typical Jan-Phillip!“

by DillDough69 June 14, 2022

jan martin

A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.

Look! Thats Jan Martin!
Holy shit he is sexy, and strong, and very Scandinavian
He has a big penis!

by Sw00ty November 20, 2017

JAN EMMANUEL

An Art:A God Masterpiece

A person who perform a remarkable feats of strength.

JAN EMMANUEL IS A MAN OF HIS WORD

by HANNA0306 June 10, 2021

Jan-Dieke

A true friend. The best boyfriend you will ever get. Extremely nice yet sometimes a douche. Very caring and sweet, not to forget handsome and tall. He is a very good hugger and is pretty good at fucking. Doesn't really like horror (more like Hates it) and is a sporty lad. Will most of the times be there for you even if you're not there for him. He likes the good stuff kinda music and isn't very artistic. He's rather sweet though. He's a very awesome dude and a great memer

Person 1: "Omg did you see that guy?"

Person 2: "Yes, that's Jan-Dieke, he's awesome"

Person 1: "Duhh"

by niggerfagimus September 8, 2017