"Jake" is known for continuously getting friend zoned by many women and when he gets friend zoned, he goes and skinny dips with other men, plays Butt Cookie, and other extremely homosexual games.
by newalbany January 05, 2018
The worlds largest dumbass. Usually on the hockey team; Jakes are very prone to bullying other kids. They have no self respect, nor any respect for women. They tend to drive trucks, or Mustangs; obviously to compensate.
If you ever met a Jake, slap him and run for your life... Or steal their hat, they always wear hats.
If you ever met a Jake, slap him and run for your life... Or steal their hat, they always wear hats.
by jakelloyd November 10, 2017
Look here, you're kinda being a Jake right now!
Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.
Look here you're kinda being a Massive Massive Massive Bell End chap.
by Psuto-under June 13, 2017
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Someone who acts depressed all the time and blames everything on themselves. They can be nice but in the worst way ever. He is super caring though and is willing to do anything for anyone.. even if they suck.
Someone who acts depressed all the time and blames everything on themselves. They can be nice but in the worst way ever. He is super caring though and is willing to do anything for anyone.. even if they suck.
"Don't be such a Jake, Zaki"
"Crazy, why you being such a Jake?"
"Stop being a Jake, Zaki and Crazy!"
"That guy... yeah he such a Jake."
"Crazy, why you being such a Jake?"
"Stop being a Jake, Zaki and Crazy!"
"That guy... yeah he such a Jake."
by Crazy And Zaki January 08, 2018