by Apomixis August 30, 2022
Boss Pong - a workplace game in which the goal is to keep the "boss" on the floor for as long as possible, and out of their own office.
To start a round of boss pong one person calls the boss over to their desk to ask them a question. The boss answers the question then the boss tries to go back to their office at which point the next person flags them down to ask them a different question causing the boss to go to that person's desk. The point of the game is to keep the boss from reaching their goal, which is to return to their office to hide. Sometimes multiple people can score points towards this goal if they think of new questions to distract the boss with after others have had their turn.
by ubermanti November 07, 2013
Serious face. That look of annoyance a boss wears at work. Especially when you approach them to ask a question. The face a boss wears at work. A person gets promoted to boss they have to look all serious at work and never laugh. Cuz if they smile they might not make a good manager.
1. (Uh oh here comes the boss and look at his face he is serious). Hey, both of you in my office now!
2. Doug just told a funny joke and the boss just stared at him with a boss face and didn't even laugh. A day later Doug got laid off.
3. Never throw the frisbee to the boss when he has his boss face on - he will just stand there and let it hit the wall - then come over say "pack up your shit you're done here!"
2. Doug just told a funny joke and the boss just stared at him with a boss face and didn't even laugh. A day later Doug got laid off.
3. Never throw the frisbee to the boss when he has his boss face on - he will just stand there and let it hit the wall - then come over say "pack up your shit you're done here!"
by Smorf March 01, 2016
by JohnDoe121 April 14, 2018
A grandma that is the boss of her own life, work, or play... she's a grandma boss! Your new and improved latest 21st century model.
by 1team September 03, 2016
Someone who looks Irish with a rich
car-a-mel skin tone. Is a minimum of 6’2”, with a red beard, claims to have an above average penis, and has a golf handicap of 12 or below. “FANTASTIC” is the word of choice when describing anything- with a red vein protruding through his/her forehead… his lie-mometer.
car-a-mel skin tone. Is a minimum of 6’2”, with a red beard, claims to have an above average penis, and has a golf handicap of 12 or below. “FANTASTIC” is the word of choice when describing anything- with a red vein protruding through his/her forehead… his lie-mometer.
I hooked up with a butterscotch boss last night and my side walls are bruised, but damn that smooth caramel skin made everything better.
by ButterScotch Boss June 29, 2023
A boss who gives you promises about benefits, good pay, etc but once you're already under him / her, all these promises instantly turns into myth.
A boss who can evaluate you and the results are always negative.
A boss who talks more about "self-glorification" and always has the greatest story among his / her subordinates.
A great false hope provider.
A pathological liar.
A boss who can evaluate you and the results are always negative.
A boss who talks more about "self-glorification" and always has the greatest story among his / her subordinates.
A great false hope provider.
A pathological liar.
Peter: My political boss gave me another 10,000 promises...
Mark: Lol! One of those is the "team leader" position right? That was centuries ago!
Luke: Hey John, Pat told me he'll give me a lot of projects this month!
John: Pat? Stop dreaming Luke. He's a political boss.
Mark: Lol! One of those is the "team leader" position right? That was centuries ago!
Luke: Hey John, Pat told me he'll give me a lot of projects this month!
John: Pat? Stop dreaming Luke. He's a political boss.
by Spectre from above April 20, 2010