Newton County Traffic Cone

One subject lays face down with their prison purse pushed into the air after having their asshole stretched. The subject who stretched the anus then utilizes a traffic cone to funnel an alcoholic beverage of choice into the prostrated subjects anus. The funneler then removes the traffic cone, having filled the anal cavity, and inserts a silly straw to drink the rectal beverage.
"Last night I gave my man toy a Newton County Traffic Cone, with Fireball and Hot Damn. He screamed about his prison purse for an hour."
by The Real Todd Ller August 07, 2017
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Bulgarian Traffic Cone

Sexual practice that involves S&M acts whilst hanging from your nipples. Its name derived from the fact that your nipples become flattened and discolored like Bulgarian traffic cones.

Note: NOT for novices or those with pre-existing nipple conditions!
by CSoundtrack March 09, 2012
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ice cream cone

A person with a very large/fat upper body and a very small lower body . Everything pours out the top of their pants. Similar to a muffin top but much bigger.
Did you see the ice cream cone on that broad?
by nikibodcrane February 11, 2015
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Dutch Ice Cream Cone

The act of taking a dump in the partners mouth and Ejaculating on the Feces and making the partner devour it.
"Dude, i just gave a girlfriend a Dutch Ice Cream Cone"
Friend "How was it"
"She said it was to corny"
by HAHAHJOKES November 13, 2011
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traffic cone x core

those who steal traffic cones.
wow, that kid is so traffic cone x core he stole one of those water barrels with the light on top!
by The Python January 31, 2005
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Green ice cream cone

When you have a girl take a shit on a ice cream cone and she eats it while making a video
Dude 1: "did you see Ashley's new video?"
Dude 2: "why?"
Dude 1: "she finally made the green ice cream cone".
by Sir Wyles August 31, 2010
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When someone is so hot like a flame (bunsen burner preferably) that you stand behind an W8 bus as you do not want the rocket in your pocket to be seen.

Kwame: "Did you see that chick last night?"

Myke: "I'm gay so no, i wasnt looking"

Edward: "I'd give her a nickel to tickle my pickle"

Kwame: "She is the tip of the inner blue cone, HOTTTT"
by MiniMacMonty December 05, 2008
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