by ThanosTheMightyGrape June 05, 2019
a broken ass couch that harbors moochers and bums; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;
Mooching uncle: I'm goin' to bed!
Richard: Shut the hell up...
Mooching uncle: Your jealous.
Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.
Richard: Shut the hell up...
Mooching uncle: Your jealous.
Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.
by the-man-onion February 04, 2010
by Indica wishes May 11, 2018
Couch chocolate is formed when a person sits on a couch without pants on, failing to fully wipe their ass before they sit down. This results in a smelly brown patch of residue on mom's new couch, making the couch unpleasant to sit on.
"You should get a new sofa, The couch chocolate on this one makes it look like Willy Wonka's factory."
by Rasmus Hans Christianson October 23, 2011
when you walk out to your kitchen at 4 am and you suddenly realize youre friend is completely naked on your brand new couch
by ry jyan September 05, 2010
Someone who starts watching TV with you and then starts changing the channel. As first watching the TV you should have control of the remote, anyone takes over is the couch invader.
"did you watch the OC last night?" "NO! my couch was totaly invaded last night!" "Dame! who was the couch invader?"
by Spoon Rape Victim June 03, 2009
These three words, when combined, comprise of a meaning known to only one sentient being in all of the universe. Posers may say it, but none other than one man who shall not be named know the TRUE meaning of this incredible phrase. Interviews with the man who wishes not to be named have only resulted in very little information being revealed, among this is that the phrase originated recently, in Q4 of 2019. Further studies have been lackluster in information reveal, although upcoming studies and research may very well find the true meaning. Many conspiracy theories surround the phrase, all of which have been denied by he who knows the true origin and meaning of the statement.
by boilingpoop January 11, 2020