“I’m going to the dam store.”
“Oh, I get it. Because it’s on a dam which also sounds like the word damn, so they made a very original pun while naming that store.”
“Oh, I get it. Because it’s on a dam which also sounds like the word damn, so they made a very original pun while naming that store.”
by I put the fun in funeral January 3, 2021

What you tell your significant other what you're doing with an attractive person while you're actually cheating on your significant other, taking pictures of it, and secretly laughing at your idiot significant other for being such a trusting idiot.
by Lord-Sheeva January 31, 2025

Where you go when you realize that everything you believed in was wrong. Always located next to a rickety stool store.
Person A: "So after talking with my vegan friend, I realized everything I EVER believed in was wrong."
Person B: "Wow. Best think it's time to head on down to the ol' rope store."
Person B: "Wow. Best think it's time to head on down to the ol' rope store."
by Yeemanman34 May 15, 2024

A form of mental retardation. A true sign someone gets off on wasting their time and money and a gas station in frivolous shit they do not need in the slightest.
Oh god here comes Karen, ready to blow 1/4 of her paycheck in one go on scratchers, cigarettes, overpriced alcohol and other senseless shit. She should go see a psychiatrist and see if she has Convenience Store Addiction Syndrome.
by Hadurrrhurr November 24, 2021

A Foot Soldier who serves as a Delivery Man for a crew, picking up groceries, snacks, appliances and various other Goods.
You can't really hangout with us on the Block, but you can be Store Dojer for the guys anytime we need some Chips.
by darksydin April 14, 2025

An antique store where people are trying to sell their old garbage they don't want anymore; factually everything being sold has been drained of all value.
Jon: That is a nice clock you got there David.
David: Thanks we picked it up at the garbage store last week.
David: Thanks we picked it up at the garbage store last week.
by Urban.sav August 5, 2015

Some place that’s in the ghetto that you go to after your wife got mad at you, so you have to get her something nice before she call the pigs on you.
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023
