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hump hug

When you aproach someone in order to give them a friendly hug, and that person (hopefully of the opposite sex) practically sits on your lap. Commonly found in desperate people.
"hey you know that lisa chick? yeah, i hugged her and she gave me the time of my life! what a hump hugger."
by Dr. Boring May 23, 2006
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hump

the person sitting in the middle of the back seat, not to be confused to the middle seat in the front which of course is the bitch seat.
I didn't notice the fuzz following us because tall-ass Jason was sitting hump & I couldn't see out the back.
by lift-ticket July 30, 2006
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Humpback Hoochie Mama

A cracker-ass-cracker misinterpretation of the lyrics in a 2 Live Crew Song. See the original "Friday" with Ice Cube.
No, Todd, it's HOODRAT hoodrat hoochie mama. NOT HUMPBACK!!
by The Roc March 22, 2004
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hump day

The middle of the work week, wednesday, or the beginning of the weekend, depending on your level of addiction to alcohol.
The day of the almighty hump day soiree
Man, Delta Chi had a kick ass hump day soiree last week!
by T*Dizzle fo' Rizzle March 9, 2005
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Humayra

A beautiful woman with a soul of an angel. Always listening to others and giving them advice for when they need it. She has a fine sexy ass body that would distract any man she walks by and envied by every woman that wish they had her face. Psycho is the term used by many people as well. Despite all of that her heart is as good as gold and would never hurt a soul.
Omg she is basically a humayra
by humayra November 8, 2016
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fetus humper

Cradle robber; someone who dates somebody a lot younger than they are.
by Fi March 19, 2004
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Head Hump

When a person, usually a boy, stands infront of the victim, with the victims head at penis height, grabbing the back of the head and pumping twice, thrusting the penis into the face of the victim, whilst saying "UNSA UNSA".
This usually causes great embarassment, and ones face is left feeling rather defiled.
Dan: Damn, I just got head humped!
Paul: Oh *Precedes to head hump dan* UNSA UNSA
Dan: F*%KING HELL
by benjameeno May 7, 2008
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