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Holiday

A period of time determined by an official (or a government) where people relax and enjoy their time with their loved ones. Schools (including SME) and jobs halt during the holiday and bosses and teachers should also take a break. Teachers and bosses should not give their students or employees work to do during that period.
Miss O: Get me proof that SME students should not work during holidays.
Students: *Create a definition of the word Holiday*
by 365holiday January 20, 2020
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tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 3, 2021
mugGet the tank holidaymug.

holiday juke

When you dump your partner right before the holiday so you don't have to buy a present.
I had to holiday juke her again this year.
by Jackie Papers December 17, 2023
mugGet the holiday jukemug.

Mattress Holiday

A no-nothing holiday such as president’s day and Columbus Day that’s mainly to give government workers a day off and to sell mattresses.
Damn the bank is closed today for that stupid mattress holiday Columbus Day. Well let’s go buy a mattress I hear they’re 30% off today.
by Dnurse15 February 18, 2024
mugGet the Mattress Holidaymug.

Chocolate holiday

When a woman is laying on her back as the man is receiving oral as he straddles her head as he is ejaculating in her mouth simultaneously diarrhea defecates all over her chest.
Hey baby, are you excited for the holiday? The chocolate holiday that I'm going to give you
by Mlapen9289 February 25, 2024
mugGet the Chocolate holidaymug.

Wank Holiday

To bunk of work unauthorised so that you can lie in bed all day jerking off to Anime porn.
Employee: Good day
Boss: Oy, I know you had a wank holiday yesterday!
by LordJenal August 28, 2022
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