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Hamiloser

A person who has not watched or enjoyed the sensational musical, Hamilton, therefore he or she is a loser.
Boyfriend: I will never watch Hamilton.

Me: You’re a Hamiloser.
by Lilfezdancer November 3, 2020
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Hamilton The Musical

How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore

And a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by providence impoverished,
In squalor, grow up to be a hero and a scholar?

The ten-dollar founding father without a father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter By being a self-starter
By fourteen, they placed him in charge of a trading charter

And every day while slaves were being slaughtered and carted away
Across the waves, he struggled and kept his guard up
Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of
The brother was ready to beg, steal, borrow, or barter

Then a hurricane came, and devastation reigned
Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain
Put a pencil to his temple, connected it to his brain
And he wrote his first refrain, a testament to his pain

Well, the word got around, they said, this kid is insane, man
Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Get your education, don’t forget from whence you came

And the world is gonna know your name
What’s your name, man?

ALEXANDER HAMILTON!
PERSON 1"OMGGGGGG YOU WATCHED HAMILTON THE MUSICAL!!!!"
PERSON 2 "YEAH IT ROCKS"
by HAMILTON RULEZZZ November 9, 2020
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Hamilton

1.) A genius play by Lin Manuel Miranda.
2 .) Son of a whore and a Scotsman, that cheats on his wife, and is reliable with the ladies
Hamilton: Hey random lady that showed up on my porch
Miss Maria Reynolds: Turns red leads Hamilton to bed let her legs spread and says, staaaaayyyyy
Hamilton: Hey
Miss Maria Reynolds: Heyyyyy *kisses Hamilton*
Hamilton: *kisses back*
by Biggest_Hamilton_Fan November 15, 2020
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