Eddie Van Halen

Amazing guitarist from Van Halen. According to Peter Jackson (PJ), the primary influence of King Diamond. Such an influence, King Diamond was inspired by Diamond Dave (David Lee Roth) himself for his name.

King Diamond would not exist without Eddie Van Halen.

by Hdj007 August 4, 2023

Van Halen

The Best Most Kick Ass Rock band ther ever is was and will ever be. Van Halen led by guitarist eddie van halen who cannot be stopped or topped.

Van Halen is the best period.

by Remember001 September 16, 2005

Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk Van Halen, bornin Amsterdam, Holland. Brother of Alex Van Halen, started band Van Halen, and is depicted with his red white and black striped "Frankenstrat" guitar, and amazing riffs, especially "Eruption." He fought toungue/lip cancer, and is being called a racist for calling former rhythm guitarist for Nirvana, Pat Smear, a "dirty mexican."

"Man! Eddie Van Halen can really burn the axe!"

by Burning Zeppelin September 16, 2005

Hailey Lawson

She is the most beautiful girl in the world she makes my head spin I love her so much I'll do anything for her

Hailey Lawson is an angel

by Who mans is this😱 😜 January 11, 2017

hailey's boyfriend

Hailey's boyfriend's name is Trevor. There is no other exception. Hailey's true love is Trevor.

Guy 1-Oh, look at that Hailey girl she is cute!
Guy 2- Nah man you can't date her, her boyfriend and true love is Trevor.
Guy 1- Damn it.
Guy 2- Yep he is Hailey's Boyfriend

by apersontehe February 19, 2020

Hale

Also known as the Persuader, he can persuade even Warren Buffet to give him a small loan of a million dollars and never pay him back. Enhanced interrogation techniques must be used if you’re ever going to get your money back. Desperately tries chasing after popularity by doing things he thinks are “cool,” like drinking. Destined to be a tax evader and have multiple government agencies on his ass.

Dude: Loan’s due. You got the cash?
Hale: I’ll get it to you tomorrow bro
Tomorrow
Dude: You know what I want.
Hale: Shit my bad maybe next week

A year later
Dude:Bruh give me my money already
Hale: What money now?

by xX_LordGaben69_Xx September 5, 2020

Hailey

Hailey is the most beautiful person alive. She is always there no matter what the situation is. If you say "I need two shovels and a body bag. Stat!" She'll be there in two seconds. She is amazing in every single way and once she comes into your life it's impossible to let her leave, she'll leave a scar of beauty on your heart that stays permanently. If you ever, ever get the chance to meet a Hailey you will never regret it. She is kind and wonderful and will show her true feelings rather than hide them. She is easily readable, so her emotions are always showing. If you ever regret knowing a Hailey, then they must have been given the wrong name because anyone named Hailey is sure to be stuck in your heart until death due you apart.

Person 1: Is that Hailey!?!
Person 2: Yeah. And she's my best friend.
Person 1: I wish I had someone like that...
Person 2: Yeah... you should.

by Luvpugz October 28, 2016