Facebook

#1...Think Crack, ice, p, meth...."it's just a quick fix bro", you see the problem with a quick fix is that you always need a higher dose at a much higher frequency.... yes please I do do want to accept your electronic friendship...and yes i would love some poker chips.... I just want to see what whatshis face is up to?

#2...Oh hold the meeting i just need to tend to my potatoe crop

#3 The world which you live in, than has more friends than the world in which you breath in.

#4 you are lying on a dirty bed in a dirty motel somewhere with a USB cable sticking out of your arm

#1, lindsay lohan is such a facebook
#2, she was caught solicieting to feed her facebook habit.

by kiwi Az February 5, 2010

Facebook cock blocking

When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...

-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?

-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.

by Sweatshop February 16, 2010

facebook

(v.) to mess with (or alter) something that was adequately functional before, thereby making it less so, and for no good reason.

"Man, I really facebooked that repair job!

by Pig Mickel February 16, 2010

Facebook prime

A period of time in which you no longer have to selectively tag and untag yourself from photo albums being added to the book; you look good.

Person One: "I've noticed a large number of photos of you have been appearing in my news feed recently. Pourquoi?"

Person two: "Man I'm in my facebook prime right now, bullets can't stop me."

by Rowdy_Roddy360 February 17, 2010

Facebook Blue

Used to describe the shade of blue used in Facebook's layout.

Girl: What shade of blue should I use for the sky?
Guy: Facebook blue!

by Project7 January 19, 2010

Facebook A K

To post multiple comments on someone's wall like a machine gun.

I just Facebook A K ed that dumb monkey Jim.

by mnkey kilr June 13, 2010

facebook tickle

A facebook tickle, or a fickle, is a feeble attempt at a frape often by a girl to one of her close friends, which has no serious implications, and may even benefit the 'victim'.

''Luv *friends name* soooo much!!! bbf4lyf 2k11 hehehehe''

''dude is that meant to be a frape? more like a facebook tickle''

''could be getting fraped right now but i'll let him off...''
''pussy! shoulda just fraped him, that's just a fickle! :P''
''fickle?
''facebook tickle >.<''

by manbearcamel April 27, 2011