Door Bark

When someone knocks on your door and your dog starts barking like crazy.

Dog: Bark!! Bark!! Bark!! Bark!!
Person 1: What the hell the dog barking at??
Person 2: I think someone is at the door, sounds like the "door bark".

by Latina_LC July 27, 2009

The sloshy door

When a guy finishes inside someone and slaps the orifice that the ejaculate is flowing out of. Sending it all over the room.

She was really pissed at me for giving her the sloshy door.

by Granularcashew April 25, 2022

Counting the doors

To pass the time with something not too exciting but not too boring either

-Hey what you up to?
+Just counting the doors in door county, wanna hang?

by teheheehehe July 7, 2010

door cone

nobody knows the meaning of this phrase. it is primarily used by 7 year-old crackers trying to roast one another.

you fucking door cone-

random 2nd grader

by The Man Wilhelm All Sacks. December 16, 2019

steel door

A game created at the University of Toronto in the early 2000's. First, a steel door is acquired from a construction site. Then all participants get drunk and try to inflict as much damage upon it with their bodies as possible, often resulting in broken bones. The game has been banned at U of T.

"I spent two hours in the emergency room after last night's game of Steel Door."

by gillthezombie February 23, 2017

juan door

entices the butthole man
potato dick champ
vietnamese penis rolls

butthole man: yo sadeer whos that?
sadeer: ahhh thats ze juan door...
butthole man: juan door? come to papa

by ifoundsomewildglizzys December 15, 2020

Door Gangster

Someone who acts like the toughest person on the planet as long as there is a physical barrier between them and the person they are trying to intimidate. Primarily in a jail setting, but can be interchangeable in all of life's scenarios.

The guy in cell 36 is the biggest Door Gangster. He threatened to spit on me until I opened his cell door, then he went to his bed and laid down like a bitch.

by KaptKyle May 18, 2021