A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.
"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."
by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025
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Get the Ditch Doctor mug.This term can be used specifically on the internet when someone you know and is chatting with begs for something such as money or other things, but then says brb.
Person 1 on Discord: so yeah thats why i got like 2 grand just off of tax returns hahah
Person 2 on Discord: can i have some lol?
Person 2 on Discord: brb lol
Person 1 on Discord: ... really? you just gonna pull a beg & ditch like that?
Person 2 on Discord: can i have some lol?
Person 2 on Discord: brb lol
Person 1 on Discord: ... really? you just gonna pull a beg & ditch like that?
by Anonymous Mother June 5, 2018
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Get the carriage stuck in a ditch mug.Disgusting Dirty whore ; The lowest form of white trash ; A slut who denies sleeping around ; Also see Proulx
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