This is a type of guy that likes to leave the people person or place he was originally at if there’s something more fun or people more cool
by JamesSmith34 January 28, 2023

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.
I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.
by Diggitydo January 4, 2021

(adj) When someone ditches, or leaves their friend behind for little reason due to selfishness. Originated from Sydney Technical H.S. in music class.
(The good) Pakistani: "Oi where did (sri lankan) go that's crazy"
(Short) Bengali: Bro he always ditch mcgritches
or
You: *Clicks off of the canva template to work by himself*
Russian: "Brooo why did you ditch mcgritch we were doing this together!"
(Short) Bengali: Bro he always ditch mcgritches
or
You: *Clicks off of the canva template to work by himself*
Russian: "Brooo why did you ditch mcgritch we were doing this together!"
by Injinct February 17, 2024

When you're driving down the highway and you gotta go so bad you pull over and push out a ditch pickle.
by Donkey Sausage March 1, 2023

A ditch cow is a person who is rude yet funny.
Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
Many ditch cows come in different forms, yet usually directed towards a sibling.
by Whateverduuude June 1, 2018

by JamesBaud March 20, 2020

A painfully awkward or hilariously annoying itch located directly between the butt cheeks. Often strikes at the worst possible moment — during job interviews, funerals, or when you're in public with no hope of relief.
"Man, I couldn’t focus during that meeting — had a full-blown itch in the ditch."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."
"Be right back, I’ve got an itch in the ditch that needs attention."
by SpamkingStarfish June 27, 2025
