Diarrhea

Diarrhea, diarrhea, it comes out your bum like a bullet from a gun.

Diarrhea diarrhoea, when your hanging with a fella and it comes out like Nutella.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, people think its funny but its really hot and runny.
Diarrhea, diarrhea, when you squeeze it like a fart and it turns into a shart.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Person 1 - "Omg I've been feeling sick recently, my shit went watery and it turned into diarrhea I think I need to take pills fir it or go to a doctor."

Person 2 - "Why the fuck did you just tell me that?"

by Super00sucker July 26, 2022

Worse than French diarrhea

Extremely distasteful.

Mark: I heard you went and saw the new Claymation remake of "Citizen Kane" at the Odeon -- how was it?
Kip: Worse than French diarrhea -- unwatchable. We walked out and got frozen custard.

by FitofPeak2 June 11, 2025

Diarrhea Slammer

Drinking alcohol filled with diarrhea

He had a diarrhea slammer to drink.

by Diarrhea funky party April 7, 2021

Diarrhea

When someone constantly jumps around with a shotgun like they are about to have a blowout in their behind.

This guy keeps jumping with a shotgun on fortnite like he has diarrhea.

by steammustachio January 6, 2020

Diarrhea Tour

Finding multiple random places to have a bowel movement

My dog ate my daughters toys, then went on a diarrhea tour of my house to get rid of them.

by Lilstew5 November 14, 2012

That’s Diarrhea

When you call your boy to see if they got something you need and they say naw !
Or when you go to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine is broken

Yo homie can I go by ?

Answers , naw
Aww That’s Diarrhea right der.

by Ladydeadpool_305 September 28, 2019

Explosive diarrhea

When you have to go number 2 and it turns out to be number 3 or more and it splatters inside and outside the toilet.

Every time Candy goes to the bathroom lately she has had explosive diarrhea.

by Manuel59manuel September 7, 2020