Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.

I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022

old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea

When ya get that Starbucks coffee and it is explosive morning or anytime diarrhea.

I got that old fashioned jackie chan diarrhea this morning I almost shat myself.

by Daaaaaaa wzzzzzzziard February 16, 2021

Penis Diarrhea

Penis Diarrhea is a usually misunderstood and confused with other similar conditions. This terrible disease, Penis Diarrhea, is a disease that is irreversible. And is lethal if not managed properly.

Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.

If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.

Person One: "I feel nauseous, my head hurts, and I can't stop my nose from running."

Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"

by Sour MilkyNuts October 5, 2022

diarrhea

A very painful way for your body to push out waste.

Person 1: Hey man! Last night I had diarrhea because I have intestinal flu.
Person 2: Damn, that sucks.

by Dakiile December 13, 2021

Diarrhea tsunami

Different than a fart tornado, wet feces rains in a storm winds of 100mph or more with floods of loose stool

Joseph Asbury, your face is a diarrhea tsunami.

by Youbetyourass March 5, 2020

Diarrhea bukkake

It's like a normal bukkake, but instead of cum, it's liquid hot, burning diarrhea!

Oh boy, I am excited. Me and the boys just got out of taco bell and are gonna go over to Sean's house to give him a diarrhea bukkake!

by vapple March 23, 2022

Diarrhea

loose, watery and possibly more-frequent bowel movements, when it happens it will bring pain and makes you scream loudly. the diarrhea feels like charging lava shooting out of you. and its mushy/creamy. but if you eat it, its the best taste ever.

"AHHHH THE DIARRHEA I HAVE DIARRHEA"
"dont worry you will be ok?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT HURTS IT HURTS"

by the diarrhea king March 4, 2022