Derpa

The word has no meaning known to man on this planet.
However, On the planet "Zilpgoun" it is commonly known
as the act of softening a friends finger or toe nails by sucking on them and then chewing or bitting them off.

I am so fat that I had to pay for derpa cuz I cannot reach my toes.

by Adam210001 October 20, 2010

Derp

When you don't know what you're doing, or will do.

GF: What are you doing?
BF: *at home, doing nothing*:Derping it
Gf: Ok, well let me know when you're finished cleaning.
BF*thinking*: Dumb Bitch...She's gonna clean it.

by gigamar March 5, 2012

Derp Sack

A pokemon loving dumb nut who stays up all night watching a dude hide in some rock with a radioactive Twinkie or watching a cow pee

That kid is a derp sack, he stole my radioactive Twinkie

by Derpsacker January 8, 2011

Johnny Depp

disgusting, old, ugly man who is old enough to be your father and girls everywhere lust after him (me NOT being one of them)

the man whom you call a father!!!

by Liz January 9, 2005

Derp

A Random Word thats Gone Around The Internet

DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP!

by supe2313 September 25, 2009

johnny depp

Hot, gorgeous, sexy, hilarious and most of all the best actor of all time.

"Why is the Rum gone?"
-Johnny Depp
POTC
P>S: It's not eyeliner he's wearing on POTC, it's coal all you dumb fucks who say it's eyeliner.

by kikken_yo_ass October 27, 2003

Johnny Depp

Actor that was fantastic in the 90's. But after starring in the garbage dump film "Pirates of the Carribean" He went straight to hell in a handbasket, and lost his real fans..and found themselves replaced by terrible fan females!

PERSON 1:
"Hey, have you heard about Johnny Depp?"
Person 2: Pirates of the carribean made me waant to jump off a bridge and get hit by a bus on the way down.

by Fred Ritzen November 22, 2004