People who were raised in the NoVa (Northern Virginia) area are all implanted with this terrible curse, in particular people from Loudoun County or Fairfax County, and in some cases Prince William County and other bordering cities. It’s when a person leaves NoVa for college or other reasons and always have the thought implanted that it is in their best interest to to go back due to the opportunity in the area. Despite most people hating living in NoVa and saying horrible things about the area and the people who live there, the urge will always be there for these unfortunate souls that they must return to the homeland of which they wanted to leave so bad.
Friend 1: “After college I wanna move to Texas because that’s where I’ve always wanted to live! You should come with, bro.”
Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”
Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”
Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”
Friend 2: “That sounds like a great idea but I have plans to go home because I have the NoVa curse.”
Friend 1: “I thought you said that place was the worst and the people there are assholes? Why would you want to go back”
Friend 2: “The jobs man, everything pays more there than anywhere else.”
by jaymo93 September 20, 2020
Get the NoVa Cursemug. by The Kay Rock Touch May 16, 2017
Get the Cover Cursingmug. The over-prevalency of slap basslines in pop culture, including music for advertisements, and songs. This is Dua Lipa's fault because slap basslines were never so popular in modern culture until "Don't Start Now" and "Levitating" happened, and now it's everywhere. You can't escape it.
Person 1: "Ahhh! This is the 3rd commercial in a row with a slap bassline. I used to like them, but it's just too much!
Person 2: "It's the Dua Lipa Curse..."
Person 2: "It's the Dua Lipa Curse..."
by iclpmotspmots July 21, 2022
Get the The Dua Lipa Cursemug. When the streets are clear, but the second you start playing on the street cars start passing by none stop.
Guy 1: Maann, I’m trynna practice my kick flip on the road, but the street curse is just too bad today.
by El Nuez July 17, 2020
Get the street cursemug. by TYSGYHGS December 4, 2024
Get the The Ayden Cursemug. a curse put upon someone that will make them itch.
The only way to break it is by drawing a circle on your floor with chicken blood while wearing a loin cloth and reciting the full house theme song backwards while also clapping your titties together like a toddler who just learned how to clap
The only way to break it is by drawing a circle on your floor with chicken blood while wearing a loin cloth and reciting the full house theme song backwards while also clapping your titties together like a toddler who just learned how to clap
by calbin klien December 24, 2023
Get the itching cursemug. It's the curse one gets when being in the same server as 8-bit. It is when one is near leveling up in the game 'Overwatch' but can't because he/she is missing the required Experience Point amount which is 20.000 with 1000 points or less. The Curse happens at random.
A: OMG I NEED ONLY 200 POINTS TO LEVEL UP ARE YOU KIDDING ME??
B: Oof, it sounds like you got the curse.
A: What curse?
B: The Curse of the Bit
A: Oh no...
B: Oof, it sounds like you got the curse.
A: What curse?
B: The Curse of the Bit
A: Oh no...
by dayvidcafe October 10, 2018
Get the the Curse of the Bitmug.