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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
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Crookey

Most likely a rpaest who gets thrown in jail and has sex with men for weed hangs out with gay poeple get his girlfriend pregnet
That crookey is a rap
by Fuck u Leva's 13 October 30, 2016
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crooked money

Unclean and process clean paper that's dirty which comes currency in paper form is government and banknotes broken down from metal currency.
Whats good with tha collards greens oh bro i got a pocket full of crooked money
by CrookedMoneyEntainment December 31, 2016
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crooked billy's

the inverse braces for people (hillbillys) with straight teeth that want crooked teeth
i'm going to get my crooked billy's taken off. wanna come?
by 4laughs234 February 11, 2017
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Crakernackle

crakernackle Adj. a word that means a really clumsy person that is constantly making a fooL of themselves
"Abby your such a crakernackle!"
by Crazycrazy13 March 3, 2017
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Crakernackle

Crakernackle Adj. a person who is constantly making a fool of them selves.
"Abby your such a crakernackle!"
by Crazycrazy13 March 3, 2017
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crooked pine

by Shitkey April 12, 2017
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