That couch tho

These three words, when combined, comprise of a meaning known to only one sentient being in all of the universe. Posers may say it, but none other than one man who shall not be named know the TRUE meaning of this incredible phrase. Interviews with the man who wishes not to be named have only resulted in very little information being revealed, among this is that the phrase originated recently, in Q4 of 2019. Further studies have been lackluster in information reveal, although upcoming studies and research may very well find the true meaning. Many conspiracy theories surround the phrase, all of which have been denied by he who knows the true origin and meaning of the statement.

Zand: "That couch tho."

Pel: "Tru."

by boilingpoop January 11, 2020

hobo couch

a broken ass couch that harbors moochers and bums; a bed for a douche bag with no job or place to live;

Mooching uncle: I'm goin' to bed!

Richard: Shut the hell up...

Mooching uncle: Your jealous.

Richard: Of your hobo couch? Please.

by the-man-onion February 4, 2010

Couch Potato

A lazy bum who sits on their ass all day

Guy 1:Bro your such a couch potato
Guy 2: Fuck you too

by ThanosTheMightyGrape June 5, 2019

Couch potato

A person who sits and watches to much TV

that girl Kali is the true definition of a couch potato.

by Indica wishes May 11, 2018

jiggity couch

a couch that is used for coitus.

Guy#1: Dude, why are you throwing your couch away?

Guy#2: Its was my grandma's jiggity couch.... I couldnt get the stains out

Guy#1: I'll take it

by pinkprincess29 February 21, 2011

Couch potato

When a guy sits on the couch and smokes a cigarette while getting a blowjob

Hey you wanna play a drinking game?
No how about we play couch potato

by Mr susu November 21, 2018

Couch Gang

An Esports professional team that will slam team forsake into the FUCKING GROUND!

Blue couch: couch gang is superior
Forsake rihsk: *in squeaky ass voice* no forsake is better
Blue couch: shut up bitch

by Blue couch April 30, 2020