Florida Condom

A condom used by a person with an STD.

Malcolm uses condoms when he has sex. Dude that's gross, he's leaving those Florida condoms laying around?

by MexicanJ0ker April 28, 2020

Chlorine Condom

The chlorine taste on a dick when a girl gives a blowjob to a man she had just been skinny dipping with.

This girl and I were skinny dipping, and then she gave me a blowjob, but she forgot about chlorine condoms.

by Phasmid9 August 05, 2016

You're a condom

Means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like trash. Typically Its used as a roast or burn on someone.

Man 1: You know what man.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: You're a condom!
Man 2: What the hell does that even mean dude?
Man 1: It means you get used like a condom and tossed to the side like a piece of trash.
Man 2: I'm dead weak that's a hella good roast man.
Man 1: I know right who should I use it next lmao.

by Mourn-Blade-420 July 02, 2023

Condom virginity

The first time you have sex without a condom. You have lost your condom virginity.

Bob banged Dara for the first time with no condom. She loved it. And lost her condom virginity.

by Philly in AZ June 09, 2018

Condom Money

(1) a sum of money that is irrelevant, typically a small amount.

(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.

Many people chase 'condom money' all their life.

by 3antasy April 03, 2023

Jewish condom

It's like a regular condom, but you snip off the tip.

I wasn't quite ready to have kids, but I used a Jewish condom; now I'm going to be a tate.

by The_Pyrrhonist December 29, 2021

take a condom

.'A compliment (mostly for a female, but also for men) that mean 'you look hot

:one sister goes on a date

?sister1: hey sis' how I look
sister2: take a condom
!sister1: really? thanks

by RasNir September 26, 2020