Colin

Kind, caring and simple. Although his hairline is receding, he manages to get the ladies. Colin loves karaoke (come on Eileen is a firm favourite)although the people that listen say otherwise. Colin is always fun to be around and knows no limit on alcohol consumption. Always available to help and likes to make money. Loves his namesake caterpillar cake.

Oh look, there's Colin on the whiskey again!

by It's Sarah c November 25, 2021

Colin

Colin's are very book smart but mentally and street stupid (opposite of street smart).

Look at that guy being such a Colin

by NaCl_Colin October 8, 2019

Colin

Usually in love with a lia or a josie

Colin what are you doing?

by funnyboy69420 December 16, 2021

Colin Creevey

Harry Potter's number one fan.

"Hiya, Harry! I'm Colin Creevey. I'm in Gryffindor too."

by Newt ScamanderNewt Scamander November 11, 2019

Colin

The biggest daddy you’ll ever meet. He has black hair and pretty fat but his sexy face makes up for it. Please have me

I want Colin in my bunghole

by Big papi chulo June 13, 2022

Colin Slade

A special human beeing. Coming from his prison keeper parents. A very retarded and not so smart kind of person. Someone who puts no effort into keeping his grades up in school. Also is very easily triggerd andd has a short fuse. Tends to get mad over the stupidest things.

That guy is such a Colin Slade

by HighCholestral_Gaming December 18, 2023

Colin Contraption

In reference to the popular Youtuber Colin Furze, a Colin Contraption is a device that has been haphazardly constructed and with a purpose so outlandish that it should definitely 100% explode from the moment it is activated under any given circumstance but instead, by some intervention of God himself, performs its purpose and to a degree that exceeds any reasonable expectation.

Person 1: "Are those fireworks shooting out of his lawn again?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's built another Colin Contraption."

by biddersss November 21, 2021