coat government

noun (n): A government with extensive welfare programs to help those in need, akin to a Social Democracy, this type of government will try to help a nation it's implemented in during a period of economical problems/collapse. Normally, these governments are social democracies, although fascist groups and/or dictatorial groups can promise to function like a coat government during their rule.

etymology: A coat government works like a coat, a coat can keep you warm in winter, and a coat government (the coat) can help a country (keep it warm) during economic instability/issues (the winter).

During the Great Depression, the people wanted a coat government to help them with the depression, they saw hope in FDR as the leader of a potential coat government for the US, and some found technocracy, dictatorships, and the fascist dictatorships of Europe as potential coat governments if they would've been implemented back home.

by SloveneInSerbia August 27, 2021

Chocolate coated candy bracelet

When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.

Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?

by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021

Bum Coat

The warmth you feel after drinking liquor.

“It sure is cold out here.”

“Yeah, I had a couple shot a bit ago. I’ve got my bum coat keeping me warm!”

by KingOfKings1720 August 18, 2022

coat hanger dick

When your dick is so heavily misshapen and curved it resembles the top of a coat hanger, even when it’s hard.

“Damn that dude had such a coat hanger dick, you can hang him in the closet.”

by Undeadgothbussy September 9, 2022

COAT

Cunt of a thing

"Hey look, Sam bought his coat (mrs) to the pub again"

by 3machine September 15, 2022

Burlington Coat Factory

A ghetto term for a hoe house

I’m trynna sell my pussy in burlington coat factory

by Yungmydia September 25, 2022

Coat of Thinking About

British saying (typically used in the building trade) for taking a moment to consider how a task should be approached.

Hmmm... I'm not sure how I should install this roof, I think I'm going to have to give it a good coat of thinking about.

by MrJimEatsLotsOfCurry October 12, 2022