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Clothes

A conspiracy of the government to stop the people from being naked. This plot is to stop child-making.
No way! He's wearing clothes.
by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017
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Chewing Cloth

When you go down on a girl while she's still wearing panties.
Friend: How is your relationship progressing with your girlfriend?

Person with gf: We haven't had sex yet but last night, I was chewing cloth.
by John Rook July 17, 2020
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T-clothes

T-Clothes are clothes that are on trend and everyone is wearing them. These people are normally on "trend" or have popular clothing. These clothes are some of the time can be what celebrities wear.
"That girl has some t-clothes." or " That boy's t-clothes are so cool."
by Hannah\(>-<)/ April 1, 2017
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clothes on sticks

Your dead cause of voodoo run quick
That's voodoo shit run Nigel

Your dead

Clothes on sticks means your posesed
by Voodooshit March 17, 2017
mugGet the clothes on sticksmug.

The Loin Cloth

To drape a soft fabric across your legs, during masturbation, just enough that it will tickle your testicles while masterbating.
Richy did The Loin Cloth last night, it changed his life.
by BMacDaddy June 3, 2015
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Crab Clothes

Something that crabs wear on there bodys just like humans do. This helps crabs by not getting raped by others and loved ones
Oh fuck jerry I need to put on my crab clothes before my wife comes!
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turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt
Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!
by Big donker January 24, 2021
mugGet the turtle bumped the clothmug.

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