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Clothes Simmering

Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.
Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.
by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025
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Cloth pushed in

When someone is in so much of a hurry to put their penis in you that they don’t have time to take your pants off.
I’m not going there, I’ll get my cloth pushed in.
by Clothey December 28, 2018
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clothes browsing

To look around in a store and find something eye appealing and buy it.
Employee: Do you need any help?

Shopper: No I'm just clothes browsing.
by 2012gamefreak June 11, 2012
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Beer Clothes

n.) any garmet or article of clothing worn out on a night drinking or whilst consuming alcohol.
Jimmy: ahh damnit, i forgot to change my beer clothes and now i smell like shame and regret.
by billthomas January 12, 2012
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dump-clothes

(Noun) a very offensive term for a person that IYHO dresses so badly /poorly that it literally looks like they have found their clothes at the garbage dump.
Aunt Petunia: Harry you stupid dump-clothes, how dare you go on a date with Hermione dressed like this?

Harry: since when, lol do you care about what Hermione will think about the way I dress?
by Sexydimma May 19, 2017
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transparent clothing

Stuff people wear so that they can expose their penis/vagina
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING TRANSPARENT CLOTHING
by pi is mathnesss March 26, 2017
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licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017
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