A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery
Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?
Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?
Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 06, 2021
by Randomguywastaken September 19, 2021
by wekaharry6 March 20, 2022
This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.
Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"
by PPHal December 12, 2023
A phrase first introduced by a cute little pikabanoonoo stating that if you broke something you now own it
by Nif3 May 10, 2021
The pub located in Saigon where everyone wants to find their real love but end up meeting their fake love and complaining about it all day long
Girl A: Hey, want to go to bhm (short form of boheme bui vien) tonight?
Girl B: Sure, I want to have a real love!
1 month later:
Girl B: Oh my God do you believe that the boy I've met in bhm 1 month ago kissing another girl right now!
Girl B: Sure, I want to have a real love!
1 month later:
Girl B: Oh my God do you believe that the boy I've met in bhm 1 month ago kissing another girl right now!
by Harryluong April 09, 2018
Anna: i was buying flowers yesterday...
Jane: aww really? how did that go?
Anna: good.. :D
Anna's bf: .....???
Jane: aww really? how did that go?
Anna: good.. :D
Anna's bf: .....???
by eeeeek!!:D December 08, 2009