bump the funk

Another way of saying your masterbating

Guys I need to bump the funk I'll be back

by Billy22734 January 17, 2018

Bumping aux

Controlling music for any speaker and audience that makes them get rowdy.

Damn girl you are bumping aux right now

by Damnrowdygirl May 5, 2018

bump that cricket

To take a strong pulsing hit off of anything smokeable

Yo Doobie you wanna' bump that cricket?

by SSJ4GOGETA October 29, 2020

Pud Bumping

When 2 men thrust flaccid penis' to each other.

Hey Mike, do you wanna go hunting? Sure Charlie, I would love to go Pud Bumping!

by Bug Tudley November 7, 2020

Mario bump

If you have a very low tolerance for cocaine and want the smallest amount possible, but that will still get you high, just ask for a Mario bump, Or if your already really coked out and just need one more small hit.

Yo I don’t really do coke that much, can I just get a Mario bump?

I’m so high right now, don’t give a me a big line I’ll just take a Mario bump.

by cambodia January 17, 2021

Kist bump

Kiss your knuckle before a fist bump

Fist bumps are too impersonal, handshakes are too formal, and high fives are hard to orchestrate. Kist bumps are the future.

"Bump me bro"
"What are you gay? Make it a kist bump!"

by Tricampus16 November 29, 2012

Bumping Depends

1. Retirement home romance, whether or not sex is involved

2. Two or more elderly people having sex

Note: the term may be used within the gay community to refer to people above the age of 35

Ethel just moved to the third floor of Shady Acres last week, but she's already bumping depends with Giuseppe in 304. I know because he offered her his tapioca today.

OR

I spent the weekend at the lake house with my family. I was having a blast until I walked in on my grandparents bumping depends.

OR

Andrew just turned 35 yesterday. I guess that means that he and Bradley are officially bumping depends now.

by Alecsandyr September 2, 2013