seventeenth base

Writing bad fiction depicting your partner in sexual situations that fulfill your own fetishes.

Chrono: Ohai! I just finished writing my newest RotMG fanfic! Want to read it? It's over 9000 pages long!
PARIAH: *Reads*
Chrono: Well? Am I totally awesome or am I totally awesome?
PARIAH: Where's the BDSM, bitch? We ain't reached seventeenth base until there's BDSM!

by P. Arias September 6, 2011

baseball girlfriend

A girl who goes to her boyfriends baseball games to only look at the booty in dem baseball pants.

GF: Yeah I'm only a baseball girlfriend for the booty
BF: Oh

by sibby98 February 1, 2015

Base Up

To burn marijuana with one or more people.

Jeff: Hey Billy you work today?
Billy: Nah man.
Jeff: You tryna base up?
Billy: Yee bub.

by Base Up Lord May 12, 2016

Baseadicking

The act of eating a baseball and then shoving your erect penis into a mouse.

Stop baseadicking that mouse man.

by xbooperx May 29, 2018

base dige

It's a persian word that means it's enough and it is used to tell somebody to stop doing something.

Base dige, you have wounded us.

by Wounded guy August 16, 2018

baseball glove

When a girl eats a man’s (or other) asshole, and the receiver clenches their ass cheeks a few times as if they are grabbing their partner’s head like a baseball.

Gary gave me a baseball glove last night. I thought I was going to suffocate!

by captaincrunk November 2, 2019

basaltsquirrel

Basaltsquirrel is one of the kindest, funniest, most amazing person you will ever meet. She is with you through your worst times and supports you in your best. She is an amazing person and you should cherish her if you have a basaltsquirrel in your life.

Squirrel: un o
Bean: blue 832648
Squirrel: green 832648
Bean: green 8
Squirrel: green 453234
Bean: -3473487631784 you win
Bean: ilysm basaltsquirrel you're awesome
Squirrel: ilysm more
Bean: not possible

by The Refried Bean April 25, 2020