baker's meter

¹³ ₁₂ of one meter. Approximately 1.0833333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333 meters (accurate to within 5.87613 × 10 ⁻¹⁰¹ Smoots ± 1 ear.)

One baker's meter is approximately one hectacre foot inverse furlong microinches fathom squared, plus 1 league.
Are you serious?
Sure. Why not.

by aaroncv3 April 14, 2020

Baker

Bakers tend to have very small pps. Stay away if you’re looking for a stable, reliable relationship.

Girl 1: oh who are you dating?
Girl 2: Baker. I think I’m going to break up with him *🤏🏻*

by Babysharkdododododo April 27, 2020

JJ baker

A big cock motherfucker from Texas that drives big trucks and has a dick game that’s is A+++++ and he’s a sweetheart and makes you breckfest and is just all around a cowboy casanova

Jj baker has good dick

by Jamie hardy September 4, 2020

Eren baker

A guy who makes bread and says "tatakae... tatakae..."

Eren baker: hey want some bread?
You: no I'm okay.
Eren baker: tatakae... tatakae
You: eren jeager?
EREN BAKER

by Z14 February 2, 2022

Conner Baker

The guy everyone likes but the one I love but he won’t notice

Everyone: Hey looker it’s Conner Baker
Conner Baker: Hey

by TheDorky1 December 18, 2021

Zack Baker

Zack Baker is a derogatory term used to describe someone is a little bit slow in the head

You know he's a bit of a Zack Baker (mouth breather) did you see his Science results this year

by nibbawitharocket November 17, 2019

Mya Baker

Get a girl who’s full of surprises. You never know what jokes or things she’ll say but she’ll always find a way to cheer you up even if you are in the worst mood. Makes your mood swing from low to high.. and not in the 🌿 way

I love Mya Baker

by Dr who? You don’t know who November 1, 2019