A fat fedora-wearing neckbeard with no dating prospects, no job prospects, and no life. They derive their laziness in life and dissatisfaction with religion as some sort of inherit "oppression" because they see the happiness of religious Christians. This also is a gateway phase to various movements, particularly the incel movement, and Antifa.
Niro: Sara, did you see Eugene? He got rejected by Stacey yesterday and now he's blaming Stacey's Catholic beliefs.
Sara: Yep, it's a shame that he lacks that much self-awareness. Who would've thought that an atheist complaining about religion all the time would be such a turn-off?
Sara: Yep, it's a shame that he lacks that much self-awareness. Who would've thought that an atheist complaining about religion all the time would be such a turn-off?
by Muhammad (PBUH) February 4, 2021
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Get the atavistic mug.idk use it how you want mate: it really doenst matter to me
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by PoliwagPi4554 February 9, 2021
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by Spock May 2, 2005
Get the Atheist mug.Definition 1: Someone who does not believe in God(s) and doesn't grasp the concept of religion. Nothing more. Don't believe all the hype about: I think using logic, and I don't believe in ignorance and blah blah blah. It's a phase, a fad, and a bunch of teenage angst.
Person 1: I do not believe in God
Person 2: Oh, so then you're an atheist? :)
Person 2: Yes :)
Person 3: I think logically, rather than base my beliefs on a self-contradicting document which is not just unproven, but is actually disproven by science.
Person 2: Oh, so you're in denial :)
Person 2: Oh, so then you're an atheist? :)
Person 2: Yes :)
Person 3: I think logically, rather than base my beliefs on a self-contradicting document which is not just unproven, but is actually disproven by science.
Person 2: Oh, so you're in denial :)
by Detrimental Deity January 21, 2006
Get the atheist mug.1. One who believes that there is/are no deity/ies
2. One who does not like following rules, ones that they are uncomfortable with and/or don't like, that are to shape their lives, so they claim that the one who put them into place does not exist. They do this so they can feel better about not following the rules. In short, they don't want to be subject to laws.
3. One who has never heard anything about religion.
The most common is definition 2. The main god that they resist is God, the God of Jews(The only problem is that they didn't believe in Jesus) and Christians, the true and living God.
(First, to get something clear, God is the true god. Muhammad told a lie or was influenced by Satan or demons. The Hindu gods were only idols created by men. If you come into contact with a ghost(which are really demons fooling people) and command him to leave in the name of the God I am talking about(you must have faith in God or the demon will severly harm you), he will become afraid and do as you say. This shows who the real God is. I haven't even said anything about prophecy, aka biblical predictions. Now that that is done...)
They don't like His rules. I don't know why some say that there isn't a god for sure. They can't say that. I respect the ones who do admit that there is some posibility. I don't mind that they don't believe that He is in charge.
The second most common of those definitions is the first one. They are the dumb ones. They are supposed to say that no one has proven to them that a god exists, but they act stupid and say there is no way that a god exists.
The least common is the third. Those are people who are just fighting to survive. Like dirt poor and ignorant city people or farming families on islands.
2. One who does not like following rules, ones that they are uncomfortable with and/or don't like, that are to shape their lives, so they claim that the one who put them into place does not exist. They do this so they can feel better about not following the rules. In short, they don't want to be subject to laws.
3. One who has never heard anything about religion.
The most common is definition 2. The main god that they resist is God, the God of Jews(The only problem is that they didn't believe in Jesus) and Christians, the true and living God.
(First, to get something clear, God is the true god. Muhammad told a lie or was influenced by Satan or demons. The Hindu gods were only idols created by men. If you come into contact with a ghost(which are really demons fooling people) and command him to leave in the name of the God I am talking about(you must have faith in God or the demon will severly harm you), he will become afraid and do as you say. This shows who the real God is. I haven't even said anything about prophecy, aka biblical predictions. Now that that is done...)
They don't like His rules. I don't know why some say that there isn't a god for sure. They can't say that. I respect the ones who do admit that there is some posibility. I don't mind that they don't believe that He is in charge.
The second most common of those definitions is the first one. They are the dumb ones. They are supposed to say that no one has proven to them that a god exists, but they act stupid and say there is no way that a god exists.
The least common is the third. Those are people who are just fighting to survive. Like dirt poor and ignorant city people or farming families on islands.
Atheist example 1.
Person 1: You idiot. There is no such thing as a god. Not at all!
Person 2: You can't be sure. I can't prove that, as of now, no one will name their child tikiman. I really don't think someone will, but it is possible.
Person 1: Idiot!
2.
Guy 1: I belive in God.
Guy 2: I don't because no one has proven it to me.*guy 2 inner self*: No rules for me*
Guy 1: Ok but I have the peace that passeth understanding because of my faith.
Guy 2: Good for you.
3.
Dude 1: What does "god" mean?
Person 1: You idiot. There is no such thing as a god. Not at all!
Person 2: You can't be sure. I can't prove that, as of now, no one will name their child tikiman. I really don't think someone will, but it is possible.
Person 1: Idiot!
2.
Guy 1: I belive in God.
Guy 2: I don't because no one has proven it to me.*guy 2 inner self*: No rules for me*
Guy 1: Ok but I have the peace that passeth understanding because of my faith.
Guy 2: Good for you.
3.
Dude 1: What does "god" mean?
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