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Christian

The best basketball player ever. Lebron would get crossed by him, MJ would lose a dunk contest to him, he would hit a 3 in your face.
Christian is a GOAT.
by daoneandonlycdub June 5, 2018
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Christian

christian, that dude? yeah he’s mega frickin gay- sorry you had to know this way bud
by iamamango July 30, 2019
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Christian

the spanish kid in the corner that watches the same jojos episode everyday
christian is a weeaboo
by cuklord May 11, 2016
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Christian

The kind of kid who reached his athletic peak in elementary school, plays baseball, and now is 1st in the lineup in middle/high school because he's the coaches son. He also pitches, throwing hard and innacurate. He's put on a little weight since fifth grade so he cant really run. He just strikes out and throws a fit in the dugout. Nobody on the baseball team likes Christian.
"Damn, Christian is only on the team because he's the coach's son."

"Yeah, he sucks."
by NCBuckets January 17, 2018
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christian

Very sweet at first but once u know him, he might be a little different. very nice and caring to females and has crushes very fast. He likes multiple girls at the same time. even while he is dating a girl, he might say he doesn't like anyone else but he still has crushes while dating the girl. His girlfriend is very lucky but the sad thing is, he might lose feelings fast. after a breakup he might get into another relationship very quickly. A**hole!!! Even though he promised to be friends after a break up he will completely make u feel bad about the break up. he will come sit near you and talk to everyone but u. u feel feel like he is ignoring you on purpose. he is also very cute and many girls like him. Especially Angelique. but he is a very good secret keeper and may keep your secrets for you.
girl#1: Omg!! Christian is such an A**hole!! he lost feelings for Angelique soo fast!!She broke up with him cuz she knew he was losing feelings!!!
Norma: Well, that means i can get him now:)
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Christianity

a religion that wouldn't b able 2 hold up in court since it there no fact jus circumstantial evidence.but if ppl ask about tat "evidence" they r evil. also every1 is considered 2 b brothers and sister, yet most ppl dnt drink the wine... or blood of Jesus... because others have drank it , which according to the bible and as i sed above, r their bothers and sisters. It also says every baby is born with original sin since eve told adam to eat an apple... now is it far. also durin lent they Christians will feel horrible for eattin meat on Fridays, but they will have sex before marriage or lie w.o thinkin of it.
bob u should jus drop the case... she has Christianity on her side

jane: idc im not drinkin the wine...
niko: but you have 2 its part of Christianity

matt: omg i jus ate meat on friday... fcuk imma go 2 hell now
ginny:with a mouth lik tat u will.. decides we have been messin around soo ur doomed ne way
matt:no tats dif...
by Blushingtwirls May 15, 2009
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Christian

1. A person believing that the Savior, Messiah, Christ, ect. has lived on earth, died, and risen.
2. An extrordinarliy cool boy, usually in love with music, adorable in his own sense but not traditionally handsome. very sweet, not much sense of self-worth. He likes to stare down the girls he likes, it is a little creepy but flattering all the same. tries to act like a gangster, and fails. rather perfect in every way.
1. I am a Christian, I believe in Jesus Christ.
2. Oh, Robby is such a Christian, he is humble.

Did you see the way he looks at her? Scary.

Sam was acting all ghetto, until we called him a Christian.
by casper-girl April 12, 2009
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