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Fart Packet

Aww man I shouldn't have eaten that fart packet earlier, now I have hot gas.

Hey Joe, hand me one of them fart packets, I wanna crop dust the shit out of those girl scouts.
by PinkyandtheBrain December 9, 2012
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Heinekin farts

The horrific bodily emissions which are a by product of the consumption of Heinekin beer. This phenomenon can occur with just about any beer, however, Heinekin is especially effective in producing this occurrence.
Oh my god Mike, that smells like Heinekin farts! You sick human being.
by pterodactyl55 October 19, 2010
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hummus fart

An especially horrific fart characterized by a protracted ripping sound that resonates as it exits the anus.
Whoa Dad, that’s a hummus fart for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 11, 2020
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Dad fart

farts that smell so terrible that toleration is non existent. These farts smell often of rotten eggs and such other materials that are cringed upon. Many kids experienced dad farts when they were children.
dude 1: I think i might be sick, i dont know what i ate, these farts smell disgusting

Dude 2: nah man, you just have a common case of the dad farts.
by supersilicone September 13, 2012
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Fart wafting

Fart wafting is a way to share your fart with other people..or if you just feel like a cheeky sniff of the badboy yourself. The conventional way to "fart waft" is to cup your hand slightly and use mainly the wrist to waft the fart away. The more experianced fart wafters tend to put backspin and better wrist movements to help the fart travel. If you want to share your fart to many people then some fart wafters tend to use a book, magazine or folder of some kind.
after letting of a massive fart, gaymouth did some fart wafting.
by Alfred Alan December 8, 2010
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Fart Furnace

After you fart many times while sitting on the couch, when you get up it is warm and the smell is there for a long time afterwards.
Todd watched the football game on the couch. When he left the fart furnace kept the room warm for hours.
by TigerDoc January 11, 2008
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Period Fart

When you fart on your period and a bubbly blood explodes inside your pads and high waist boxer brief panties!
You must only period fart inside your new high waist boxer brief panties, which it's best to merilly bleed inside your new high waist boxer brief panties and which it's a lovely reason to cry!
by Arturo Bhutan April 29, 2019
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