Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.
mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.
by Nick Danger Brother January 5, 2022
Get the pickle pokedmug. definition A: "when you want something to finish off your meal, but not something sweet, how about a salty, delicious and crunchy dessert pickle?"
Definition B: "a fucking cock, duh."
Definition B: "a fucking cock, duh."
I asked her if she wanted to grab something sweet after dinner, and she said no, so we went back to her place and I gave her my dessert pickle.
by Beesonmyknees December 4, 2015
Get the Dessert Picklemug. When your cock unknowingly sneaks out the side of your boxers while your lounging around watching Netflix.
Mom: Son you need to adjust
Son: What? Leave me alone I’m watching flix.
Mom: You got a hanging pickle.
Son: Shit!
Son: What? Leave me alone I’m watching flix.
Mom: You got a hanging pickle.
Son: Shit!
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
Get the Hanging Picklemug. by GreenGamer52 November 9, 2017
Get the pickle succmug. My girlfriend was being difficult, as most women are with deciding what to eat, so I decided to give her 1 USDA organic serving of my pickle pulp onto her RBF when she was looking at menu's on her phone.
by Chief_Pooh_Nanny May 27, 2021
Get the Pickle Pulpmug. Person A: Did you see the new transfer student? They seem like a pickle satan!
Person B: You’re right! We should stay away from them.
Person B: You’re right! We should stay away from them.
by Hope juice June 7, 2021
Get the Pickle Satanmug. by prettypussy September 22, 2009
Get the Peas and Picklesmug.