She is pretty!! A type of person that youll love to hangout with. She is helpful and positive. Relaxing with her is the best thing. But spending money with her could be shopaholic. And she ks down to earth istg. She may looks like cold-hearted , but shes a really warming person. -R
by Luishayk November 23, 2021

When u do a rewerse Maria.
by Ggbro.fistbump March 8, 2022

What you say when you leave the room after making a really good point, winning an argument, or saying something a bit shocking. (even if your name isn't Maria). Similar to a mic drop.
Well guess what? I'm gay. Maria out.
You said that Jimin sounds gay? Well he's definitely a lot better looking than you'll ever be. *shows picture of Jimin* Maria out.
You said that Jimin sounds gay? Well he's definitely a lot better looking than you'll ever be. *shows picture of Jimin* Maria out.
by dontstealmypuhd June 2, 2019

Maria is a fun, loving girl. She is a joy to be around and always comes with a smile.
She loves her pupper more than she loves pie. Maria is a friend to nature, as she stays inside, never laying a finger of the on the outside world. Such a peaceful soul, indeed. Maria is a one of a kind person who you will always remember.
Shit taste and luck with boys tho, god damn. They are yet to grow up and see her wonderfullnessly. Long live Dr. Mike!
She loves her pupper more than she loves pie. Maria is a friend to nature, as she stays inside, never laying a finger of the on the outside world. Such a peaceful soul, indeed. Maria is a one of a kind person who you will always remember.
Shit taste and luck with boys tho, god damn. They are yet to grow up and see her wonderfullnessly. Long live Dr. Mike!
Person 1: Who's that over there?
Person 2: Why, That's fuckin' Maria Derbduntlis wtf is she doing outside?
Maria Derbduntlis: *hisses*
Person 2: Why, That's fuckin' Maria Derbduntlis wtf is she doing outside?
Maria Derbduntlis: *hisses*
by Sassschaaa October 30, 2020

A girl who flexes her height, hates candy because she's an idiot. Overall tho a bottom. She is not my friend and I don't know her.
"Man Maria Pizarro is so tall I can't wait to step on her so she sizes down a bit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"
"Maria is such a bottom omg"
"she has a fursuit"
by VESSSPAAAMANNN August 12, 2022

hi sweetie, you look beautiful even if you don't notice it and you need someone to remember you. You are a great person and you deserve all the love in this world. you always try to be tough and hide your emotions for fear of being hurt, so you trust very few people. you are fantastic. remember I love you, -s
by idkwtw November 21, 2021
