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Ethan. Ethan is one of the best people you know. He is so pure and loving. He has an impeccable sense of humor and never fails to make you laugh, even if he doesn’t laugh much. It isn’t hard to become friends with him, but he is shy and quiet. He’s only talkitive if you’re very close, and he only keeps a few people close. He’ll do practically anything for the ones he loves. He often thinks poorly of himself, but he’s absolutely perfect. It’s very easy to get lost in his eyes. Seeing his smile makes hard times easier. His voice is the best sound in the world. Just seeing him makes you feel like nothing else matters. Not to mention, he’s probably the cutest guy at your school. A lot of girls like him but he stays dedicated to one. A lot of people also think he’s gay, even after he does find a girlfriend. He always stays out of drama and anything related and minds his own business. There’s so much more to Ethan, but there’s no correct way to put feelings into words.
Ethan
by YeetSleepRepeat January 1, 2019
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he is the most gay boy in all of existence and is fun to bully and is the realdudecool
yeet he is the gay like ethan
by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) mi gusta February 25, 2019
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Look it’s Ethan the stupid nigger
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Kind, great friend and gives the best hugs they can, be strange but when you get to know him he is so sweet
Girl 1:Ethan is so sweet
Girl 2: I know he's so kind
by Nugget_brain-98 December 9, 2019
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the basic white guy that has no hoes. his dick is obviously small considering his weak ass name. you already know that his stoke game weak also. he thinks he could possibly be a soundcloud rapper with his stupid ass walmart version of “fire” & this guy can’t fight for shit.
“you see that pussy ass bitch standing over there, dawg?”

“oh that’s just Ethan!”
by Khyree the real nigga May 6, 2020
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A huge wuss who says he is tough but wusses out when the time comes for him to do something.
Hey Ethan wanna do this cool thing tomorrow?Ethan- "Yeah"/ (Next day) Ethan-waaaaa I don't wanna i'm scared
by Baring bot bop November 4, 2019
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Ethan is a cocky son of a bitch. He is the kind of person to call you by the wrong name and he will talk about you behind your back in front of your face. He uses humor as a defense mechanism to hide his insecurities triggered by being the least favored child. He tries to drown his personal sorrows in sports, but is further sunken by his lack physical skill and his inability to perform *wink-wink*. His “friends” laugh at him rather than with him, but his ignorance of human interaction prevents him recognizing this. You could say his girlfriend is using him for money and transportation, but he doesn’t have one. In pictures he looks like a sock puppet caught on the wrong end of a mugging, and in person he looks worse. He tries to his face with a hat, worn so many times that there is sweat stain on it— and on his soul. He thinks he’s smart, which shows how dumb he is. He laughs loud to make people think he’s happy, but he’s not—he struggles internally, fighting for a ray of happiness. Ethan, if you’re reading this, necesitas ayuda.
You know that dumbass from Spanish class?”
“Oh, you mean Ethan?”
by Elog June 5, 2019
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