Don't get happy

What you say when some else gets especially excited or angry/hyperactive.

John: There's no London in Canada
Henry: Yes there is, lets check google innit...

*checks google*

Henry: Ha ha there it is-told you!
John: Don't get happy blood!

by Tinablahblah February 11, 2010

Don't Teach Me

When you refuse to take orders from someone else.

Your doing it all wrong. Don't teach me bruv!

by cornersofa September 25, 2018

don't Dallas that shit

To fuck up, fail, or other wise suck at life.

Hey man good luck on your test don't Dallas that shit tomorrow.

by Lam3Ducky February 02, 2019

Don't sweat me

1. Don't worry about me

"Hey, are you gonna do your homework?"
"Man, don't sweat me".

by kylevondoom April 25, 2010

Don't be so Mayo

A universal phrase that can be used in almost any situation. Usually in response to someone overreacting to something, or when someone does something bad.

"Jim: What the fuck are you doing?! Those are my chips!"
"Kevin: Dude. Don't be so mayo."

*Guy falls off of his skateboard*
"Guy watching: Dude. Don't be so mayo."

by Alcranky May 22, 2010

Don't do me!

Don't mess with me.

You tryin to call me out? Bitch, don't do me!

by AndersonChick May 05, 2003

Don't Pull a Kevin

To warn someone not to write an amount such that the world graphite reserve is lessened by at least 0.72% and moving it all onto sheets of paper. Also to warn against one causing all the alphanumerical keys of at least 14 keyboards to fall off. Pulling a Kevin is strongly censured by environmentalist organizations claiming that this act causes mass deforestation.

The 14276 page essay was given zero credit, with a comment of merely "Don't Pull a Kevin".

by iWizardPro December 14, 2009