Grundle Wizard

A mythical creature lurking in the deepest forest covered corners of the grundle, highly skilled in witchcraft and wizardly endeavors that only surfaces to get its daily fill of grundle gravy and provide bountiful donkey punches.

That pen was a big grundle wizard

by NagDuck January 9, 2010

dick wizard

1. Referring to a man with very small and childlike genitalia. The term was coined to describe a pledge at a fraternity at a Pittsburgh area university. DG

2. A wizard that sucks dick.

"Don't be such a dick wizard!"

Where is dick-WIZAAAARD?!"

syn: baby dick, little meat, ginny, floor 5 little cock, wizard
ant: fat cock, adult meat, big guy, jon bass, da league

by pizza delivery boy November 11, 2010

butt wizard

An awesome insult. Possibly implies insultee uses magic with their posterior.

It's also a band somewhere.

"You, dirty rotten butt wizard!"

"WTF did you just call me?!"

by GrimFelix November 6, 2007

Kitchen Wizard

Someone who tattoos from home. Normally this hill billy practice occurs in the kitchen without the use of an autoclave or sterile needles.

Jesco White, the kitchen wizard, gives wild and wonderful tattoos from his momma's double-wide.

by Franken666beans June 20, 2011

dirty wizard

a person mostly male with long greasy unwashed hair mostly wear items of clothing like band t-shirts and gamer t-shirts

look at the dirty wizard standing in gamestation

by dirty wizard lover August 11, 2010

Gravity Wizard

Someone or something that majors in large imaginary forces such as physics and philosophy. They learn to use their power to manipulate these imaginary forces to their will. Unfortunately, most gravity wizards have terrible balance and are very clumsy.

Michael: "Be careful going up those steps Gravity Wizard."
Anna:"What" *trips and falls*

by xXTinyXx October 11, 2009

space wizard

The highest authority of the wizard council. AKA, Q.

Is he insane? No. He's The Space Wizard, trust his judgment.

by The mighty Thor April 1, 2015