st. edward hockey

RAW

St. Edward hockey = raw

by danglebenderssnipetenders August 15, 2011

Hockey Puck In The Droors

This term means to get a girl so wet that a hockey puck itself would stick to her panties.

Fred got that bitch so horny it was like a hockey puck in the droors.

by Big Dick Baller March 9, 2009

hockey-goal shower

A quick shower in which one only washes the armpits, the feet, and the privates. Derived from the five places to shoot the puck past the hockey goalie- the four corners and between the goalie's legs.

I didn't have much time after working out to get cleaned up before going to class, so I just took a hockey-goal shower (or, I hockey-goaled it).

by Troyus Maximus October 17, 2008

Houston Hockey Game

(One Man)
When a man inserts his dick into the asshole of a woman with no arms or legs and pushes her across a flat surface using only his dick muscles and his knees.
(Two Men)
Same as above except the men have to fight for possession.

The man decided to challenge his friend to a Houston Hockey Game for possession of his wife. She suffered severe burns(and a sore asshole).

by stopaskingmeformyname March 5, 2011

mexican hockey team

n. body of persons clustering in small groups ranging from five to six individuals for the purpose of consumerism, esp. Walmart.

As I approached the store front I passed a mexican hockey team carrying bags of their recently purchased goods.

by scabbrain April 3, 2010

flamboyant hockey players

boys on the redwing hockey team who seem to be challenged when it comes to making a color choice for their jerseys

"is that the redwing team?"
"then y r they PURPLE?"

by gellyfish April 20, 2005

World Cup of Hockey

n. Lame pseudo-competition dreamt up to justify keeping a frozen sheet of ice in Toronto during September.

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You going to watch the World Cup of Hockey?
Not unless I get paid and have a stroke so I can't run off with the cash.

by gnostic3 November 4, 2016