Guy: Man today sucks! Which is not fair because yesterday was so great.
Friend: That's Domitri's Law, every time you have a good day the next day blows in comparison.
Friend: That's Domitri's Law, every time you have a good day the next day blows in comparison.
by Domitri January 17, 2013
Get the Domitri's Law mug.“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin
― George Carlin
by ruralnoob May 5, 2021
Get the Carlin's Law mug.Ferrells law is the theory that any and every conversation will eventually contain some type of Will Ferrell reference. Weather it’s a direct quote or reference to a Will Ferrell movie. The quote does not have to be an exact quote. It can also be a play off of a Will Ferrell quote:
Shawn: We need more beer.
Jason: I’ve got a fever! And the only prescription is more beer!
(This is an example of an in-direct application of Ferrells law, because it references a skit that contains Will Ferrell)
Shawn: We have no beer
Jason: You sit on a throne of lies:”!
Benjamin: I actually have more beer.
Jason: You’re my boy Blue!
(This is an example of a direct application of Ferrells Law, because it utilizes direct Will Ferrell quotes)
Any Party:
He’s Gonna do one!
We’re going streaking!
It’s so good! Once it touches your lips it’s so good!
Did we just become best friends? Yep!
There is literally no end to examples
Jason: I’ve got a fever! And the only prescription is more beer!
(This is an example of an in-direct application of Ferrells law, because it references a skit that contains Will Ferrell)
Shawn: We have no beer
Jason: You sit on a throne of lies:”!
Benjamin: I actually have more beer.
Jason: You’re my boy Blue!
(This is an example of a direct application of Ferrells Law, because it utilizes direct Will Ferrell quotes)
Any Party:
He’s Gonna do one!
We’re going streaking!
It’s so good! Once it touches your lips it’s so good!
Did we just become best friends? Yep!
There is literally no end to examples
by JRollz5722 September 11, 2019
Get the Ferrells Law mug.Barner's Law states that eventually, no matter if the odds are even beyond impossible, the outcome of a situation is bound to change. This is most commonly used during the ESPN Streak for the Cash game. Depsite a team's record, composure, ability, experience, or any other factor to be considered, Barner's Law states that while on Streak for the Cash, this team will eventually experience the second outcome (ie. if the team is winning a lot, they will lose, or vice versa.). See also law of averages
After winning most of the games in the world cup, The Netherlands felt the effect of Barner's Law and lost in the finals.
by Beasta123 July 17, 2010
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Get the Blobby Law mug.No matter how socially outcasted a person is, they will attempt to demonstrate their superiority over other social outcasts
All freaks have a deep psychological need to feel superior to a different type of freak.
--ContraPoints definition of Tiffany's Law
--ContraPoints definition of Tiffany's Law
by in your walls rn February 27, 2022
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