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5 Weenies

A derogatory term used by psychotic 5 year olds to describe a certain burnt noodle with an insecurity of being called Colgate toothpaste and Lady Gaga.

This certain crispy noodle is quite serene, and was manufactured from a flaming ball of shit and an innocent ice cube. this unfortunate pairing took multiple tries for the perfect "Half and Half", and the ice cube eventually went berserk and tried to Eraser Head the shit out of this poor little noodle.

Shoto Todoroki. the man, the myth, the fictional character you simp for.
Person #1: "oh hey it's Thursday I thought it was Monday oops."

Weeb #1: *whispers* "IcyThottt"

Person #1: "wait huh?"

Weeb #1: " ah! it's IcyThot on Thursdays!!"

Person #1: "I no comprendo."

Weeb #1: "baka baka baka baka baka baka baka! NANI?? ara ara~ oi, Oi, OI!!!" *RrRrUuFfFfF* *BaRk* *bARk* *GrrRRrRrRRrRrRrr* *ArOoOoOOooO~*

Person #1: "what are you? a fuckin' weenie dog? or just a furry? I still don't understand"

Weeb #1: "exactly. I made 5 dog noises. what do you call a quintuple of Weiner dogs??

Person #1: "uhh ummm 5 Weenies I guess?"

Weeb #1: " you are my god I bow down to you now"

Person #1: " where was this conversation going?"
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fuck weenie

Noun, Adj: Describing a rude or arrogant troll. Or being the rude or arrogant troll.
Adj
1: "Gosh Jeremy is acting like such a fuck weenie!"
Noun
1: DONT BE A FUCK WEENIE YOU TROLLS
by BlondieGingerSnap March 5, 2017
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Beanie weenie

A girl who dates guys from Minnesota and takes school to seriously. Also cats
Her boyfriend is from Minnesota, she’s such a beanie weenie
by Godyahdig February 8, 2021
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Weeni

The plural of weenis.
Pronounced "Wheen-Eye"
"The Human Body has two weeni."
by Dr. WahtTehMcFuhk November 11, 2022
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weenie head

you’re annoying
“did i ask?”

that wasn’t a logical response you weenie head.
by poopybutt123456 December 4, 2021
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flinging the weeny

Men having sex with women, outside of who he lives with due to popularity.

A desired man that can't and won't stay loyal due to being desired.

Flinging (careless heaving, thrusting)

Weeny (penis)
He would not get kicked out of his girlfriends home and living homeless, if he was not "flinging the weeny", like 'it' has no home.
by TheJCBunchLLC July 4, 2016
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weenis

the skin on your elbow
oh my god brycen don’t touch my weenis”
by ræeee June 19, 2019
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