Walmart

A place where guns are next to the toys and jake pauls favorite store

"Walmart"

by DarkDefinor September 12, 2018

Walmart feet

When someone walks around barefoot so much that their feet get black and dirty.

Her feet are so dirty after walking barefoot out in public, she has Walmart feet.

by LemurK5 March 9, 2019

Walmarted

To be fucked in the ass repeatedly, while asking for more.

Oh man; I got Walmarted real bad at that work meeting today. I thought I was doing one job, then they completely changed it up.

by goddess0321 May 30, 2019

Walmart

1. A place where food stamps are the only accepted currency.
2. A hellhole where 350 pound women change their 6 year old’s diaper in the trunk of their 2002 Ford minivan. In fact, this is a completely normal sight. If you don’t see this, you should evacuate immediately, as someone was probably shot, mugged, or kidnapped.

News Reporter: Some man was mugged at this Walmart in Flint, Michigan.
Guy who isn’t on welfare: How surprising

by Lil Rocket Man July 8, 2019

Walmart

A place where hoes go to shop for shit that they dont need in their pj's

Person 1: Im going to Walmart.

Person 2: Im sorry for you.

by _Jake from State Farm__ December 17, 2019

Walmart crush

Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.

Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?

by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019

walmart ass

Wide hips but that ass is flat as fuck

yo did you seen lauren’s ass? shit was fat

nah that’s a walmart ass- it’s actually flat

by Angie612 February 9, 2020