Me vs. You. Also known as two people who are talking where the girl is needy and the guy is a simp, but the guy refuses to admit that he is a simp and in return calls the girl a simp even though she is just needy.
Damn, that girl Kim is needy as fuck, but that guy Trevor is a simp. It's a Needy vs. Simp situation.
by 0001020304050607080900 January 28, 2021
Get the Needy vs. Simpmug. Not to be confused with anti-hypocrisy tutelage ("This what we SHOULD do, but it is not what a lot of people actually DO do"), this term refers to what you attempt to teach a fellow living creature during house-training.
A classic example of "SHOULD do vs. DOO-doo" would be an '80's-era "Garfield" cartoon where Jon Arbuckle was upset when Odie "left a gift on the carpet"; he then expressed great appreciation to Garfield for being housebroken.
by QuacksO February 17, 2021
Get the SHOULD do vs. DOO-doomug. A timeless debate that people have argued about for decades. It’s a close call but no side has risen supprime just yet…
Person 1: dude summer is the best season, BBQs, the beach, and Fourth of July! It cant be topped!
Person 2: your’e so retarded! fall is way better! Thanksgiving, Halloween, carving pumpkins, raking leaves!
Person 3: i like spring
Person 1 and 2: shut the fuck up were arguing about summer vs fall!
Person 2: your’e so retarded! fall is way better! Thanksgiving, Halloween, carving pumpkins, raking leaves!
Person 3: i like spring
Person 1 and 2: shut the fuck up were arguing about summer vs fall!
by Holiday_Choco March 6, 2023
Get the Summer vs Fallmug. by Pufstriax August 14, 2025
Get the CTA Vs AE Rewritemug. Why is this a serious conversation that is being had. YOU KNOW they are taking the fact that it's a hypothetical and choosing the worng answer deliberately as a part of a broader effort to demonize men.
Hym "The Bear vs Man discussion is completely disingenuous. You have the idiots saying that they would choose the bear (which is obviously a part of a broader trend of male demonization) and then you have the absolute fucking retards taking them seriously. As though it's some window into the female mind. No. You're not uncovering some profound truth about female psychology. 'You see how women don't understand that ACTUALLY... Bears are ACTUALLY more dangerous than men?' THEY DON'T CARE! IT ISN'T AN ACTUAL RISK ANALYSIS THAT THEY ARE DOING THERE FUCK-FACE! IN THE SAME WAY THEY AREN'T DOING SOME SORT OF COMPETENCE ASSESSMENT WHEN THEY ARE DECIDING WHO TO FUCK. God you motherfuckers are stupid!"
by Hym Iam June 22, 2024
Get the Bear vs Manmug. Doctors site Juul Vs. Lang as one of the leading factors as to why many men and women have micropenises, and therefore suicide rates skyrocket.
by JVL sucks March 28, 2019
Get the juul vs langmug. by Brownyboy99 October 8, 2020
Get the Bold VS Doommug.