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Late november would be the most common time for a valentines day baby to be born.
Your an idiot.

If you were concieved on valentine's day and born october first that makes you premature by about 2 months.
by C_dizzle February 16, 2007
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Bullet for my valentine

Although it is the name for a popular Screamo band, it can also be used colloquially as a definition for that which is sub-par particularly in the realm of heavy metal and, to a lesser extent, emo/screamo/punk/alternative music. But really, who digs screamo music in the first place? Let this be a lesson to you.
1. Tim: How bad was that gig we checked out last night?
Blake: Pretty shit.
Tim: Yeah, totally "Bullet for my valentine".
Blake: No doubt.
by Miks84 June 17, 2008
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bullet for my valentine

A shitty Trivium ripoff band with the most retarded fans. They think Bullet is better than Trivium. Because the whiny vocals are so much better then the amazing vocals of Trivium's frontman Matt Heafy. IF YOU ARE A FAN OF BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE YOU NEED A SERIOUS REALITY CHECK. LISTEN TO TRIVIUM OR SOMETHING NOT BFMV.
Dumb Fan: Bullet For My Valentine is the next big thing in metal and Trivium is very suck!

Average Joe: Shut up! and go kill youself you whiny emo! Trivium > BFMV!
by Manuvid August 21, 2009
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valentine's day

A day invented by the Government in order to increase sales and prices on all things associated with love. These include roses chocolates, and anything else that would make somebody happy and/or 'warm'. This was a very good con thought up, as if you don't buy your loved one something, they will hit you, scream at you, dump you, and not give you that $100 bottle of champagne that you saw them hide in their bra (which they would probably ask you to 'fish out', leading to...!xxxKERCHINGxxx!).

It is also a conspiracy against 'ginger ningas' (red-heads), who of course will never receive or give anything for valentine
Blonde Super Model: I love Valentine's day- I get so many presents!

Red Headed Minger Ninga: *punches babe* FUCK YOU!
by D-Mon February 8, 2005
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Valentino

A song from American rapper and music artist 24kgoldn released in 2019 at which he doesn’t want a valentine but a deep ass blowjob..

Valentino is pretty much a trash mumble rap track popularized by Tik Tok..
I just listened to Valentino therefore I want a deepthroat.
by TheSakaBomber October 27, 2019
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bullet for my valentine

In my opinion, a whole bunch of suck rolled into one little EMO, fag-blowing package. And for all you emo muthafuckers who don't realize that the band is emo and NOT Heavy Metal then you are sadly mistakenl. We don't want them. You can have your emo faggots and you can save that bullet for your head.
- Do you like Bullet for my Valentine?

- Nope.

- Hmm... me neither. Wanna go not cry and/or cut ourselfs?

- Sure.
by wed-g May 10, 2006
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platonic valentine

When ur already in the friend zone and your crush wants you to remember it on valentines day
by Antrobar May 5, 2018
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