A backyard psychologist usually straight out of jail who thinks anyone that prefers the company of fit looking people rather than ppl who look like old boots and old footy’s is a sex offender and deserves to be extorted and harrassed based on their professional diagnosis. Sex offenders make them look like normal citizens so making a big deal out of a harmless situation is high in list of priorities.
I can’t find my fucking Undies and someone took a dump on my lounge room floor!
Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
Yeh brah you got a visit from a junk trunk psychologist
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*Tom is wearing tight swim shorts by the beach*
Will: ‘Wow Tom, you’ve you’ve got a bit of a trunk-top going on there!’
Tom: ‘I know Will, that’s the beer belly for you!’
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Tom: ‘I know Will, that’s the beer belly for you!’
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