pick 'em up truck

the way that a redneck, usually one that hails from the Southern United States, refers to their pick-up truck. The added "'em" is the addition of Southern dialogue to the general name of a common type of truck, and usually makes the person driving appear to be of low intelligence

Cletus: Its a darn tootin fine day here in Mobile, Alabama.

BillyJoe: sure is Cletus, its mighty-fine. Wanna go for a ride in my fancy Ford F-150 pick 'em up truck?

Cletus: Yeeeeeeeehaw lets go!!!

by BossMan94 July 26, 2011

truck girl

A girl who has the appearance and mental capacity of someone who has been hit by a truck.

It is pretty much reserved for asian sorority girls that wear too much makeup and are really stupid and annoying. Usually from Queens, although many attend the worst school in the world, Binghamton University.

Hey, did you see that girl trimming her split ends in class? She's such a truck girl.

by Rebecca April 25, 2005

Dick Tracey

A very tricky, yet skillful act of shaming a drunk person. In this act (performed by a male), the artist pulls out his penis ("dick") and continues to trace it on the drunken, passed-out person's face ("tracey"). If feeling ambitious (or the opposing party is passed the fuck out), one could also trace his balls and add pubic hair as seen fit.

Huff: Dude, Cody Nelson is passed out over there, and it's only 8:30!

RG: Let's give him a Dick Tracey!

Erik: Yeah, dude, he's a puss.

by Hufferr December 3, 2009

truck-boat-truck

A boat sandwiched between two trucks. As seen on the TV show "Squidbillies", driven by Early Cuyler.

"Wouldn't them fine-ass speakers sound gooder than hell comin' out the back of my truck-boat-truck

by resist the flying lasers March 4, 2010

truck nuts

Originally bulls balls, and now also human looking scrotum hanging from underneath the back of a truck. Usually to remind followers that the truck is masculine. Different colors indicate subtle meanings added. Usually considered a redneck acroutrament.

Red truck nuts means the driver is on fire.
Blue truck nuts means he hasn't had any for a while.
Brown and Black truck nuts remind people of the ethnicity of the driver.
Pink truck nuts are for girls that arn't to be messed with, or just like you to know that their car is a boy.
Brass Truck nuts... well you know "he's got brass balls".

by jrBman August 26, 2006

Ethiopian Dump Truck

this procedure takes a lot of practice to perfect. the first step involves removing your trousers. after that, you may find a partner of either sex to perform this process on. clothes are optional for your partner. at this point in time, it is now necessary for you to drop a load on the face of your partner. continue to deliver your stinkage until the face somehow begins to bleed or until there is no possible way to unleash anymore stinky. you may then put the finished product in the freezer and enjoy it the next day for a scrumptious supper

Dale: what did you bring for lunch today?
Chester: well my mother gave me an Ethiopian Dump Truck last night and she didnt feel like shopping so here it is

by FlyingToothlessMidgets January 11, 2010

Truck Bunny

A female that is only interested in men with lifted trucks, preferably diesel. Even if the man has the appearance of a hunk of homemade soap with obvious personality flaws they will flock to him if his truck is nice enough. These girls typically work at winghouse and will only date men with diesels and hop around from truck owner to owner, hence "bunny". Do not attempt to date them, for once someone with a nicer truck makes an appearance they will leave you.

Every time I see that wing house girl she is in the passenger seat of a different lifted powerstroke, she must be a truck bunny.

by Torkenbrand October 6, 2013