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tristan

tristan is a guy with a big ass dick and is insane in bed
girl 1: have u seen tristans sex tape

girl 2: OMG yes i want him to rail me so bad
by gygyQDGEYUf September 22, 2021
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Tristan Time

When Tristan says he'll back in 5 minutes, it's really going to be an hour plus.
It's Tristan time, he said he'll be back in 5 minutes, you got time to clean your entire house.
by Ayoitbyaboi December 5, 2023
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Tristan

A Napoleonic person who loves having sex with dolphins. He is also sometimes a tree.
I met a Tristan last week, he loved young bottlenose dolphins.
by Atlantis5523 June 2, 2024
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Tristan Kerr

An extremely athletic person, maybe a tennis player, who often bails on his friends to go play Strip-IJ. He often tells people he has all summer with one person and the rest of his life with another group.
My friend Rick is being a real Tristan Kerr right now.
by calebcabinets October 18, 2023
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Tristan Opalka

Is a boy that is a Fortnite kid
by Jjvnfjvjfv April 12, 2022
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