work a toaster

the act of placing wet bread into an unplugged toaster and proceeding to fornicate with it

ya know that guy learned to work a toaster from his creepy uncle right?

by The Wizard of Yz September 25, 2009

A wooden toaster zombie

Me

A wooden toaster zombie

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

Littlest toaster

Liz

The littlest toaster climbs a tree the littlest toaster does party

by my name is dope August 3, 2003

pussy toaster

Slang term for "Tanning salon"

"Is the she in the pussy toaster again?" - "Yeh, same as every Friday."

by Toast of the Town February 16, 2017

Fancy Toaster Bath

You commit suicide with a expensive toaster in a expensive bath tub.

man my man just broke up with me time to fancy toaster bath.

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjsssaaaajaayy July 10, 2019

Dick Toaster

When you put your dick in a toaster then put it in a body of water for pleasure

Mmmm time for the best Dick toaster I’ve ever had

by SpiderGuy7 October 16, 2019

Wooden Toaster

Wooden Toaster or better know as glaze is a music artist who is a brony

"Have you heard of Wooden Toaster ?"
"Do you mean Glaze?"

by NautilusBbx1873 September 12, 2022