raise grapes

When you place each hand under a testical and simultaniously raise them up and then lower them back down.

"My father had a vinyard here, he used to raise grapes."

"I BOUGHT U BREAKFAST!"

by Ewahl January 6, 2009

Grape vr

A grape playing vr (very good)

Oh it’s Grape vr
Yeah she’s very good

by Grape vr February 24, 2022

Bust a Grape

(male slang): for a man to masterbate or 'jack-off' where one of his testicles 'busts'

I'm gonna 'bust a grape' on my girlfriend

by Geepers1 March 26, 2011

sea grapes

Some Bahamas bred BOMB ass shit green and blue nugs lookin like they were straight from the sea.

Yo, u want some sea grapes mon? They be gettin u blaaaazed.

by whatsit December 11, 2007

GRAPE SMUGGLER

When a male inserts a multitude of grapes into the anus of a female as she is sleeping post-coitus, so that when the woman awakes to defaecate, she will be thoroughly surprised by the large number of whole grapes that exit her at rapid speed; which proves a very effective distraction in order for the male to escape his one-night-stand.

"dude i totally pulled the GRAPE SMUGGLER last night"
(flashback)

*door to restroom closes*
*toilet lid raises*
PLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPLUPSPLAASH!!!!!!!!

"well that's rather queer..."

*front door closes*

by blep bloop May 24, 2011

Grape Juice

Popping a virgin during her period. May associate with the word "Red Wings"

I earned my Red Wings with my last hoe, but this time I had some Grape Juice.

by Long Bang Trung August 21, 2004

Butt Grapes

The scientific / agricultural definition of male testicles.

"Suck My Butt Grapes" or "Lance Armstrong only has one Butt Grape"

by FREKBOX April 12, 2009