by Kitty9Mc September 11, 2022
Get the spoon dong mug.A much needed and often over looked life necessity, ever lose a spoon and cannot find it, ever been without one.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!
so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!
so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.
Kawaii: Bruh I cannot find my spoon?!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!
by Necri December 17, 2021
Get the Spoon Insurance mug.When you spoon your boyfriend (or significant other with a penis), and wank them off at the same time, therefore resulting in a "milky spoon".
by powerwasher69420 November 17, 2021
Get the Milky Spoon mug.A rather unconventional sexual act, whereby the penis and scrotum are simultaneously inserted into an orifice (pussy, ass or mouth). An act reserved for those not faint of heart, and testicles of steel. Good luck!
Richards experienced a rather unpleasant trip to the ER, following a botched attempt at performing the ‘Bag and Spoon on his unsuspecting partner.
by AbhorrentRichards July 18, 2021
Get the Bag and Spoon mug.Moon and spoon meaning when you moon your ass at another spoon and then proceed to use a spoon to spoon out your own asshole
by Ddsbigs June 25, 2021
Get the Moon And Spoon mug.by spoonertheweirdo March 12, 2004
Get the spoon mug.Someone who is psychologically unbalanced and believes in facts which are illogical or ridiculous and are not believed by the mass majority of human beings, e.g. that they are a chicken, that during the night their body hair leaves it's respective follicle’s and goes out boozing or that gnomes steal their underwear.
by Ludovico_Drakko August 10, 2008
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