pull a yoder

strip naked and go swimming in a holy body of water, like the Sea of Galilee - especially applies to politicians during an election year

"Kansas congressman Yoder apologizes for swimming nude in Sea of Galilee" -- which is where Jesus walked on water and you-know-who decided to pull a yoder during a Congressional fact-finding tour to Israel

by dsimms August 20, 2012

pulling a wood

To fondle someone while they're sleeping or "fake sleeping"

This girl was asleep in my bed so I fondled her while she slept. I was totally "pulling a wood" on her.

by Goodtimes123 April 21, 2012

Pulled a Forte

A moment of not thinking properly or forgeting to take care of something that was asked of you. Also known as a brain fart, being an air head or space cadet.

Fire Chief: "Did you take care of those items I asked you to last week?"

Firefighter: SILENCE

Fire Chief: "You pulled a Forte didn't you!"

by The Thick Mick, AKA Stewie May 10, 2012

Pulling a Gifford

Doing fuck all

John: What've you been doing all day?
Andrew: Nothing, I've just been pulling a Gifford.

Dave: What've you been upto dude?
Jim: Pulled a massive Gifford
Dave: You're such a lazy bastard

by Jemima669 January 4, 2012

Pull a Switzerland

When somebody doesn't want to get involved in some sort of confrontation, like an argument, debate, fight etc. This is especially true when somebody asks you who you think is right in a particular conflict. Happens the most between feuding friends.

Bob to Frank: "You are so wrong!"
Frank to Bob: "Nah, man. You're wrong and you know it. Even (You) knows it! Right?"
You: "Uh... I'm gunna pull a Switzerland on this one."

by Johnny Daaaze March 17, 2011

pull a wolfe

To pull a wolfe is to stay at school until the latest possible hour, thereby spending more time there than anywhere else.

Cecilia pulled a wolfe yesterday - she literally stayed at school until 7pm. She practically lives there.

Yea, I know, she practically invented pull a wolfe.

by nunclubchick October 18, 2011

pulling a mayweather

A term used when someone pulls a "cheap shot". Derived in the back alleys of McAllen Texas, referring to the fight Mayweather vs. Ortiz, when Mayweather pulled a cheap shot. Hence, pulling a mayweather.

Man as soon as I turned around that bastard got me by pulling a mayweather on me.

by Wolfie_48 October 6, 2011